THE ESSENTIAL
ROTTIE OWNER'S CONTRACT

I do hereby swear that I/we will abide by all the terms & conditions specified below.

Upon signing this contract I fully understand that all my Rottweilers dreams will be realized for ever more and they shall assume their rightful position as the center of the universe, leaving me as a mere human slave.

GENERAL CONDITIONS

EXERCISE REQUIREMENTS AND DOGGY SOCIALIZATION

NUTRITION AND GROOMING

AROUND THE HOUSE

CATS AND KIDS

THE CHRISTMAS SEASON

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Humour pages last updated February 16th, 2010

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