Mixed-up Dog Breeds
- Airedale + Spaniel = Airiel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
- Basenji + Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
- Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
- Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
- Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
- Chihuahua + Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
- Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
- Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
- Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
- Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
- Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
- Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
- Keeshond + Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
- Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
- Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
- Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
- Maltese + any other breed = Maltese Cross
- Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
- Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
- Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
- Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
- Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
- Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes
- Cocker Spaniel + Maltese = Cocktese