Mixed-up Dog Breeds

Airedale + Spaniel = Airiel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
Basenji + Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Chihuahua + Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Keeshond + Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Maltese + any other breed = Maltese Cross
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes
Cocker Spaniel + Maltese = Cocktese

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