Mixed-up Dog Breeds

• Airedale + Spaniel = Airiel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
• Basenji + Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
• Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
• Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
• Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
• Chihuahua + Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
• Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
• Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
• Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
• Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
• Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
• Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
• Keeshond + Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
• Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
• Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
• Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
• Maltese + any other breed = Maltese Cross
• Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
• Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
• Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
• Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
• Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
• Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes
• Cocker Spaniel + Maltese = Cocktese