Over the past few years assorted humourous pieces have come our way that deal with various aspects of the relationship between dog and owner. This page serves as the jump off point to share these wisdoms and witticisms.

And enjoy these dog chuckles...

Q: What's black and tan and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Rottweiler!

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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

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Q: What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

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A: Eventually the Rottweiler lets go.

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