How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb

• GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

• BORDER COLLIE:

  Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

• DACHSHUND:

  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

• ROTTWEILER:

  Make me.

• LAB:

  Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

• TIBETAN TERRIER:

  Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

• JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:

  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

• POODLE:

  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

• COCKER SPANIEL:

  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

• DOBERMAN:

  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

• BOXER:

  Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

• CHIHUAHUA:

  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

• IRISH WOLFHOUND:

  Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

• POINTER:

  I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

• GREYHOUND:

  It isn't moving. Who cares?

• AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG:

  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..

• OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:

  Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

• HOUND DOG:

  ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

CATS:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...

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