How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...
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